Jack the Magnanimous

Jack is generally misunderstood. 98% of the people who meet him call him an asshole but, he's really a sweet boy. H called me last night to tell me that Jake, the dog, was fast asleep and that Jack walked up, gave him the once over, and then started licking Jake's bad paw (he has a paw he chews on when his allergies bother him).

How sweet is that?

Can I just say

that I hate liars more than most anything else on the face of the earth.