It's a Mystery

Nephew: Aunty, what are you doing tomorrow?
Me: I have a dentist appointment at noon then just going to clean my place.
Nephew: Well, there's a UFC fight on Saturday, you wanna come over and watch it with me?
Me: Uhhhh . . . I think I'll pass.

What is a mystery to me is . . . what in the world made him think I would want to watch a UFC fight?

Countdown to Vacation

Today was my last day in the office. I work from home on Fridays so I'll work a bit tomorrow but not much and then I'm on vacation. Unfortunately, I got so busy at work I forgot to make actual plans so I'm just going to head to Tucson for a few days and then come home and relax, play a little tourist, and clean.

My place is in one of those states where I worry that if I die and people come in here, all they'll be talking about is, "Wow, this woman lived like a pig."